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Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Joe Bob Briggs' Nashville Double Feature!


K and I finished the Ryan Murphy adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis's The Shards last week. I say finished despite the fact that the show reveals itself to be a set-up for a multi-season series rather than a mini-series. Suddenly all the unnecessary "Murphy-isms" that took over the story after the second episode become understandable. Understandable, but not forgivable. I didn't hate this, but I LOVE the book, which I first encountered on the BEE podcast when he read it weekly during COVID. As he was writing it, I should say. IF this gets picked up for more episodes, I'll watch them. But goddamn did this adaptation drive me insane.

If you know the book, you know this song is very important to it. If you watched the show, you might agree with me that, despite my other misgivings, they've done a couple really cool scenes with this, especially in the season finale.




NCBD:

The return of one of my favorite titles in recent memory! What a great week. Let's get into it:


I am SO excited to have That Texas Blood back again! 

Robert Kirkman bringing in the goofy G.I.JOE: Star Brigade character! This was way after my time with the toy back in the day, and reading about it, as stupid as this sounds,  I'd be willing to bet Kirkman will make this awesome.


The second issue of the first comic in probably close to fifteen years that actually feels like a Vertigo book to me. The Black Tower: Raven Conspiracy seals Ram V as a writer I will follow, even if it's only on his creator-owned books. 

The Shaolin Cowboy continues to kick right-wing douche bags' asses in this increasingly bizarre tale of a future that very well could come to pass if we're not careful.


And the second issue of Sean Murphy's The Last Driver! I loved the first issue and am eager to get further into this world Murphy has created. His futuristic world-building is always so rooted in real world current events, there's equal parts glamor and revulsion, i.e. the world of Punk Rock Jesus. Not sure how far this will go, but I can't wait to find out.




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Monday I had the day off work so I could drive down to the Belcourt Theatre early enough to park for a triple feature. Well, a single feature followed by a double feature, if you will. 

The impetus for the trip was Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl's Indoor Drive-In Geek Out: Cult of the Rock Star Night. The two films they showed for this were Don Coscarelli's Bubba Hotep and Roger Corman's Rock n' Roll High School. The first, I've been a fan of since I saw it open at Chicago's Music Box back in 2002. The second, I'd never seen. Imagine my excitement! 


In his introduction to Bubba Hotep, Joe Bob reminded me of a few things I'd forgotten about the film. Namely, that it was a truly independent film, so much so that, when I saw it back in '02, I was supporting Coscarelli's distribution tour for the film, which no distributor would touch. This one really held up; I've come to see how depressing it is the older I've become (go figure), but Bruce Campbell and Ossie Davis both give helluva performances, and the overall maudlin aesthetic resonates as something no one really wants to talk about - getting old. So I'm glad Coscarelli chose this one, which I'd also forgotten is based on a Joe R. Landsdale short story.


The second film and evening closer was Rock 'n' Roll High School. Roger Corman produced, directed by Alan Arkush with a hand from Joe Dante, I wasn't sure how I would feel about this. I've never really been much of a Ramones fan. If you'd asked me why that is, before Monday night, I would never have been able to put it into words. I didn't not like their music, but other than a handful of songs I adore (Pet Semetary, Somebody Put Something in My Drink, I Just Want to Have Something to Do, Do You Remember Rock 'N' Roll Radio? and their cover of Chinese Rock), a lot about the Ramones always defied my interest. Now I know why, thanks to an observation Joe Bob made while introducing the film.

"I know people called the Ramones punks, but their music always sounded... wholesome to me."

Yep. That's it exactly! I came into punk by way of Black Flag and the Misfits, so Ramones' music always felt less than dangerous comparatively. Now I see the error of my thinking - the Ramones are basically the Beach Boys with leather jackets and electric guitars. Locking that context into place, suddenly I've had them playing around the clock since.

The third film - first of the day - was Padraic McKinley's feature film debut The Weight. I knew nothing about this one going in. I had not even seen a trailer. From the blurb on The Belcourt's website: "A more-than-worthy addition to the WAGES OF FEAR / SORCERER canon of precious cargo and precarious conditions..."


That blurb says it all. Not quite the staggering account of persistence and madness that Sorcerer is, The Weight definitely carries some of Friedkin's masterpiece's DNA, while 100% being its own film. The mechanics of the plot - how the characters arrive in the situation of the film - is a touch undercooked, but it didn't matter. Fantastic performances throughout, and beautiful cinematography by Matteo Cocco propel this film forward with little hesitation.  




Playlist:

The Devil's Blood - III: Tabula Rasa or Death and the Seven Pillars
Goatsnake - Black Age Blues
Holy Fawn - Dimensional Bleed
Ramones - Rocket to Russia
Ramones - Road to Ruin
Ramones - End of the Century
Marilyn Manson - One Assassination Under God Chapter 2
Genital Shame - Wellness Plan (pre-release singles)
Blut Aus Nord - Ethereal Horizons
Dean Hurley - Anthology Resource Vol. 1: 𝝙𝝙
Blood Mother - The Night Fires (single)




Card:

From Jonathan Grimm's Hand of Doom Tarot, which you can buy HERE.


• Nine of Wands
• V: The Hierophant
• VIII: The Strength

It takes a lot of strength to realize you are the cause of your own disaster - Wow! I like that I am once again getting readings that actually reflect on the predicaments for my characters in Shadow Play 2, but is it Richard or Arthur who are causing their own issues?

Friday, June 7, 2024

Thou - Umbilical

 

If you need a reason to love Thou beyond the music, this is it. Order the new album Umbilical HERE. I think Byran Funck's vocals are the closest I've ever heard to recreating that infamous "Stroke Me" effect Mike Patton used in old-school Mr. Bungle. And regardless of how much sludge this band piles on, I still hear the Staley-era Alice in Chains. Fucking love it.




Watch:

Joe Bob and Darcy did my favorite movie of all time last night. Here are those Drive-in totals:


Loved this episode. 




Playlist:

Blut Aus Nord - Memoria Vetusta III: Saturnian Poetry
Dean Hurley - Tales From the Library of the Occult: Flower
Faith No More - Angel Dust
Warning - Why Can Bodies Fly (single)
Calderum - Mystical Fortress of Iberian Lands
INXS - Kick
Thou - Umbilical




Card:

One card from Missi's Raven Deck to send me on my way to Chicago to see The Ravenonettes on Monday:


Always a comforting sight.

Tuesday, March 12, 2024

Mannequin Pussy - I Got Heaven


The title track from Mannequin Pussy's new album, I Got Heaven, which you can order HERE. This came out two weeks ago, the same day as the new Ministry, which is kind of hogging all my attention, hence why I haven't thought to post something here yet. This is probably my favorite track on the record, which is saying something because the entire thing is fantastic and a safe bet to end up in my best of 2024 list.
 


NCBD:

Man, some weeks NCBD can't come fast enough. This was one of those weeks! 


The cover says it all: Let's SNIKT us some Dr. Stasis! While Rise of the Powers of X has been pretty much a major slog so far, its sister book Fall of the House of X has been pretty great. Hoping that continues. 


Jeff Lemire's Fish Flies comes to an end! I won't be able to read this one until early April, as I'll most likely have to have my Drinking with Comics cohost Mike Shin throw it in my box up in Chicago, but that's okay. Looking forward to rereading this entire weird little series. 


Hot off the heels of The Six Fingers, we pivot back to the detective's perspective with The One Hand issue #2. These two series really have me excited. 


One issue left after this, then the TMNT gets turned on its ear - luckily without restarting the continuity! It's anybody's guess where this is heading, but I'm psyched for the finale.


Has it already been a month since Daniel Warren Johnson's Transformers #5? Man! I love this cover, and can't wait to see Devastator in action. This series is really packing a punch.




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Fuck yeah - Joe Bob and Darcy are BACK this Friday!


So happy to have The Last Drive-In back for another year! Granted, this year, Shudder is making it one movie instead of two and every other week, but that's because they're really trying to keep the subscribers who click on for JBB and then leave after as long as possible. That's fine - I'd advise anyone reading this who subs in and out simply for Joe Bob and Darcy to rethink their approach. There's tons of great stuff on Shudder and they're always adding more, a lot of which is exclusive content they help produce. In order to help folks navigate the best of the best on Shudder, my podcast, The Horror Vision, recently started an off-shoot called The Horror Vision Presents: ON SHUDDER. Kind of a streaming kind, the first episode went up this past Monday and highlights Josh Forbes' Destroy All Neighbors.


We're recording a new episode soon, as this may end up being a weekly addition to our regular episodes. There's just so much great stuff on Shudder.




Playlist:

Forhist - Eponymous
Nobuhiko Morino - Versus OST
Sleep - Dopesmoker
Ministry - Hopiumforthemasses
Ministry - The Last Sucker
Mudvayne - Lost and Found
Steve Moore - Bliss OST
Jim Williams - Possessor OST
Deafheaven - Ordinary Corrupt Human Love
Windhand - Grief's Infernal Flower
John Carpenter - Lost Themes
Allegaeon - Apoptosis
Perturbator - Nocturne City EP
Perturbator - Lustful Sacraments




Card:

From Jonathan Grimm's Hand of Doom Tarot, which you can buy HERE.


• Ten of Pentacles 
• Ace of Cups
• King of Cups

Culmination of hard work pays off with an emotional breakthrough that lends insight into 

Sunday, April 30, 2023

Joy Orbison - Hyph Mngo


I'm not entirely certain how Joy Orbison came to mind this past Saturday morning as I sat in bed working on another new short story, but once I hit play on this track, I was immediately transported back to the dim evening light of 2009, when I spent a lot of time bumping the single that had "Hyph Mngo" on one side and "Wet Look" on the other*. I don't know exactly how long it's been since I listened to Joy Orbinson's music, let alone thought of it, but I'd wager a decade isn't too far off. A quick search of Apple Music revealed Joy's been consistently busy over the last thirteen years, and I had a wonderful morning tapping the keys and listening to everything I've missed. 

* That's a misnomer - I didn't actually have the physical single, but the digital tracks.



Watch:

I watched quite a few flicks this weekend. Here's a rundown: 

Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mailgirl brought in another stellar episode of The Last Drive-In this past Friday, which helped assuage my blues that Yellowjackets took the week off. First, a flick I'd never really cared for previously, Kevin Tenney's Witch Board:

 

I remember seeing the tv spots for this one during its original theatrical release in 1986. As a ten-year-old, those spots freaked me right the hell out, but the movie never made it onto my screen until 2011 when I bought a used copy at Amoeba Music. Needless to say, Witch Board fell extremely short of my heightened expectations, and I immediately gave that copy to a friend at work. I didn't think anything could make me enjoy this one after that, but I have to say, it's just a totally different experience watching a flick like this with the Drive-In crew. I still wouldn't profess to be a Witch Board fan, but I had a damn good time with it Friday.

The Last Drive-In's second flick was 1975's The Devil's Rain, which features Ernest Borgnine as a red-cowl-wearing Satanist. I love this flick, and it'd been a while, so even though I ended up falling asleep during it on Friday, I restarted and finished it yesterday. That ending!


Predating the Satanic Panic by just a couple years, this is the post-Hippie fallout in America in the 70s: It makes me laugh that so many people entertained the idea of large, active "Satanic Cults" operating all over the U S of A in the dark, psychic corridor following Peace, Love and Understanding. I feel like this movie spins directly out of that idea. 


Saturday I received a call from my Cousin Charles, who had just watched John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness for the first time. This made me realize I hadn't sat down with some Carpenter in a while, so I planned a double feature and kicked it off with Big Trouble in Little China:

 
I'm not sure there's a movie I know of that is more quintessentially 'Me.' I first saw Big Trouble in 86 or 87 -whenever it first hit VHS - and that put me at 10 or 11 years old and 100% in Double Dragon, Snakes Eyes and Storm Shadow, and any stories that included underground caverns and realms. BTiLC has ALL of that, and it shaped me in a way I'm still trying to tap into in my writing. 

I followed one Carpenter favorite with another, 1987's Prince of Darkness: In terms of John Carpenter's films, I always say Prince of the Darkness is my favorite, but the caveat I add is you have to just take Big Trouble out of the ranking - it's always going to win. The Thing and Halloween are both up near the top as well, but the mechanics of the story in Prince of Darkness always blow me away, as well as how effective the film is with such an obviously diminished budget from JC's better-known films.


Finally, Sunday afternoon I finally dug out my old DVD copy of Doug Limon's Go and showed it to K. Here's the trailer:


Maybe it was because I caught the tail end of K watching the Train Wreck: Woodstock 99 doc on Netflix Saturday afternoon, but I had the late 90s on the brain, as awful as they were. Anyway, this flick was introduced to me by friends after we got into a fight with a bunch of gangbangers at, where else, the Crazy Horse II in Vegas. I'm not a strip club kinda guy, but I've been to a few in my early 20s. This was by far the highlight, and not because it was a strip club, but because we literally had to run out of the club, jump a taxi line and steal someone's cab to get away in one piece. After all that, one of the friends with me remarked how much like a sequence in Go the whole thing was, and when I professed to not having seen the film, he showed me.
 



Playlist:

Forhist - Eponymous
Joy Orbison - Apple Essentials
Spotlights - Seance EP
Spotlights - Alchemy for the Dead
Goatsnake - Black Age Blues
Windhand - Eponymous
Blut Aus Nord - Hallucinogen
Blut Aus Nord - 777 Cosmosophy
Dorthia Cottrell - Death Folk Country
Body Maintenance - Beside You
Intronaut - Habitual Levitations



Monday, June 6, 2022

H6LLB6ND6R - Armageddon

 

This past Friday on The Last Drive-In, Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mailgirl hosted Hellbender, the sixth movie by the prolific and endlessly fascinating indie filmmaking Adams/Poser family. 

During the interview segments of the broadcast, the family revealed that not only is H6llb6nd6r an actual band they play in, but Ship to Shore media are releasing their debut record on vinyl. I immediately pre-ordered the vinyl, despite an estimated ship date of Q4 2022 and the fact that, hopefully, by that time I will no longer live at my current address or even in California. Because of this, I used my parents' address in Illinois. However, there is the very real possibility they may also end up near us in Tennessee, so I'm hoping that, when all this finally happens, I will have enough time to go into the order and change the shipping address. 

 You can pre-order H6llb6nd6r's Side A from Ship to Shore Media HERE. The entire record is currently streaming on all platforms, and it's fantastic.




Cast:

A new episode of Southside 90s dropped concurrently with the newest installment of my Newsletter, which appropriately enough features a "Giant-sized" 90s playlist that chronicles all of the bands and albums I associate with those long-ago days spent playing in bands and smoking pot, getting crazy and watching friends build flamethrowers out of fire extinguishers. Sound insane? Yeah, it kinda was. 


The stories are only going to get weirder from here out, so if you're listening, buckle up.




Watch:


My good friend and Horror Vision cohost Ray kicked off his summer outdoor movie series Cineray this past Saturday with one of the coolest double features I've seen in a while. First up, my first-ever viewing of Tango and Cash:

 

Next, and I had no idea this movie existed, was John Stamos and Vanity in an all-out 80s action movie called Never Too Young To Die. Feat your eyes on this glory:

 

Yeah, it's ridiculous, and maybe it was the tall cans of Stone's Hazy IPA I was sucking down, but it really hit the spot.
 


Playlist:

H6LLB6ND6R - Side A
Various - Lost Highway OST
David Bowie - A Reality Tour
Duende and David J - Oracle of the Horizontal
Deftones - Gore
Deftones - Diamond Eyes




Card:

I was SUPER excited to receive my copy of The Bound Tarot, which my friend and occasional co-conspirator Jonathan Grimm recently released. I'm extremely proud of Grimm - I watched him work on this deck over the last year and his skill never ceases to amaze me.



You can buy a set of these amazing cards on Grimm's site HERE. 

Page of Cups indicates a predilection for following your Creativity, which, as of yesterday, is where I'm at again after weeks of spinning my wheels.