Showing posts with label Joe Bob Briggs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joe Bob Briggs. Show all posts

Monday, September 28, 2026

New Music From M83!


After not really following anything Anthony Gonzalez has done with M83 since Hurry Up, We're Dreaming (not true - I adore the soundtrack to Knife + Heart), I happened to see the band's 10th album just dropped and upon hitting play I was literally blown away by album opener "Blister Sunrise." 

M83 OWNED my heart for much of 2009-2012, and then just kind of disappeared for me. I saw them live at the Fonda Theatre in 2011 and I think I wept for about half the show, from the moment they opened with "Intro" and brought Zola Jesus out on stage all the way through a set that included pretty much everything I wanted to hear. That was the pinnacle for me.

I'm typing this Thursday night at 11:51 PM CST, listening to the new album I Wrote You A Letter for the first time, humming with excitement at possibly having a new record by this band to adore. 




Watch:

I did something I had to kind of come around to in my head this past week. I bought a bootleg copy of The Last Drive-In season one on Etsy. 

Let's talk about this for a moment. 

I am steadfastly against pirating any media. I mean, I grew up making cassette dubs and burned discs, but that's different (or so I tell myself). I'm talking about pirating. I never have, I never will.

Except.

In the case of The Last Drive-In, after AMC forced Shudder to cancel it (that's still my read on the situation), all my fandom and good will for Shudder disappeared. I believe I mentioned here previously how I cancelled the annual Shudder sub I've had since 2018 and, as timing would have it, grabbed a limited deal for one year of AMC+ at $30. Now, the optics of that make no sense - AMC is the parent company, so it makes sense to ascribe the blame for the cancellation to them. Why then, would I take punitive measures against Shudder and then turn around and give AMC money?

Well, because I want access to The Last Drive-In, of course. 

Here's the thing, though. Most of the original movies Joe Bob has hosted on that show have long since disappeared. They just don't renew the rights. Even worse, I've noticed when they do add movies back to the service, they often do not replace the Joe Bob episode. This has happened a number of times, most recently (that I noticed) was with The Prowler. 

All of this antagonizing me to no end. Further goading my decision to buy a bootleg copy of the show is the fact that I'd be willing to wager AMC ultimately owns The Last Drive-In and profits off of it. I'd hope Joe Bob and Darcy make money from residual viewings, but if the movies are not kept on the service, that wouldn't be possible. 

Ultimately, I just want to cancel AMC+ and be done with it altogether. I've been slowly moving away from the endless decision-making of streaming - it's literally killing my love of movies - and this will be a HUGE step toward that end. 

So the other night I received my purchase and sat down to watch TLDI Season 1 Episode 1 Movie 1: C.H.U.D.

  

The movie is just as bad as I remembered it being, and there really is no reason to watch it without Joe Bob. But will I watch it again with him?

You betcha!




Read:

I finished the seventh and final book in my reread of Stephen King's The Dark Tower series. The final book, appropriately titled The Dark Tower, was a helluva a ride, and like I anticipated, I remembered almost none of it from my first and only reading back when it was first published in 2002.


I loved this book, with the caveat that, even more than the first time I read it, I did not care for the ending. Well, that's not entirely true. I loved everything up until Roland and the Artist, Patrick Danville, reach the tower and are besieged by the Crimson King. This part felt very hokey to me. Complicating this is the fact that I think this was intentional on King's part. I feel like this ending shares an unintentional kinship with the end of the Sopranos, where the final ten minutes or so feel like the creator saying, "There's no good way to end this, and these are characters, so let's play with that a bit in an over-the-top way." Which is fine. This was truly all about the journey. Also, with the final reiteration of Roland's perpetual cycle we see during the book's coda shoring up the fact that this time, he does have the horn of Eld, perhaps Mike Flanagan can take a page from the other Gunslinger movie (which I never saw) and start as the final iteration. If anyone can take what King has done and create an epic ending, it's Flanagan.

What I did love about this book is everything from page one to about page 794. From Jake and Callahan fighting for their lives in the Dixie Pig, to the underground chase to the Chassit door. All of the Maine stuff, which I thought worked so much better in this book than in Song of Susannah (not that I had any problems with book six), to the battle at Blue Heaven, Ted Brautigan, seeing Stanley again - all of it! The deaths hurt, and so did the parting, but in the end, the epilogue was, as the author suggests at the start of the coda that follows it, the place to stop. 

Interestingly enough, this took me way longer than I anticipated, and about the time Roland and Suze turn down Stuttering Bill's offer of a vehicle to complete the final leg of their journey, I realized I was doing the same thing the characters were doing - putting off going faster simply because I did not want this to end. Even after all the heartache, even in the throes of loss, I just wasn't quite ready. As a result, I pecked at the final one hundred pages, drawing them out over more than a week. And now that I have finished? Well, I just cracked the revised edition of Book 1: The Gunslinger for the first time, and after that, it's time for The Talisman again!




Playlist:


Ramones - Road to Ruin
Ramones - End of the Century
Steve Moore - VFW OST
Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats - Shapes of Midnight
Godflesh - Purge
The Cramps - Gravest Gravy
Godflesh - Decay
The Misfits - Walk Among Us
The Ocean - Solaris
Anthrax - Attack of the Killer Bs
Type O Negative - October Rust
Godflesh - Decline and Fall




Card:

From Jonathan Grimm's Eldritch Lace Tarot, which you can buy HERE.


• Knight of Swords
• Ten of Cups
• 09: The Hermit

Simple: I'm writing while I did this Pull, and this tells me in no uncertain terms to cut down on the exposition and throw in some kind of action. 

Reminders like this can be crucial. It's really easy to get lost in explaining the story - especially when the 'world' is as big as what I'm attempting with the continuation of my Shadow Play series. 

Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Joe Bob Briggs' Nashville Double Feature!


K and I finished the Ryan Murphy adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis's The Shards last week. I say finished despite the fact that the show reveals itself to be a set-up for a multi-season series rather than a mini-series. Suddenly all the unnecessary "Murphy-isms" that took over the story after the second episode become understandable. Understandable, but not forgivable. I didn't hate this, but I LOVE the book, which I first encountered on the BEE podcast when he read it weekly during COVID. As he was writing it, I should say. IF this gets picked up for more episodes, I'll watch them. But goddamn did this adaptation drive me insane.

If you know the book, you know this song is very important to it. If you watched the show, you might agree with me that, despite my other misgivings, they've done a couple really cool scenes with this, especially in the season finale.




NCBD:

The return of one of my favorite titles in recent memory! What a great week. Let's get into it:


I am SO excited to have That Texas Blood back again! 

Robert Kirkman bringing in the goofy G.I.JOE: Star Brigade character! This was way after my time with the toy back in the day, and reading about it, as stupid as this sounds,  I'd be willing to bet Kirkman will make this awesome.


The second issue of the first comic in probably close to fifteen years that actually feels like a Vertigo book to me. The Black Tower: Raven Conspiracy seals Ram V as a writer I will follow, even if it's only on his creator-owned books. 

The Shaolin Cowboy continues to kick right-wing douche bags' asses in this increasingly bizarre tale of a future that very well could come to pass if we're not careful.


And the second issue of Sean Murphy's The Last Driver! I loved the first issue and am eager to get further into this world Murphy has created. His futuristic world-building is always so rooted in real world current events, there's equal parts glamor and revulsion, i.e. the world of Punk Rock Jesus. Not sure how far this will go, but I can't wait to find out.




Watch:

Monday I had the day off work so I could drive down to the Belcourt Theatre early enough to park for a triple feature. Well, a single feature followed by a double feature, if you will. 

The impetus for the trip was Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl's Indoor Drive-In Geek Out: Cult of the Rock Star Night. The two films they showed for this were Don Coscarelli's Bubba Hotep and Roger Corman's Rock n' Roll High School. The first, I've been a fan of since I saw it open at Chicago's Music Box back in 2002. The second, I'd never seen. Imagine my excitement! 


In his introduction to Bubba Hotep, Joe Bob reminded me of a few things I'd forgotten about the film. Namely, that it was a truly independent film, so much so that, when I saw it back in '02, I was supporting Coscarelli's distribution tour for the film, which no distributor would touch. This one really held up; I've come to see how depressing it is the older I've become (go figure), but Bruce Campbell and Ossie Davis both give helluva performances, and the overall maudlin aesthetic resonates as something no one really wants to talk about - getting old. So I'm glad Coscarelli chose this one, which I'd also forgotten is based on a Joe R. Landsdale short story.


The second film and evening closer was Rock 'n' Roll High School. Roger Corman produced, directed by Alan Arkush with a hand from Joe Dante, I wasn't sure how I would feel about this. I've never really been much of a Ramones fan. If you'd asked me why that is, before Monday night, I would never have been able to put it into words. I didn't not like their music, but other than a handful of songs I adore (Pet Semetary, Somebody Put Something in My Drink, I Just Want to Have Something to Do, Do You Remember Rock 'N' Roll Radio? and their cover of Chinese Rock), a lot about the Ramones always defied my interest. Now I know why, thanks to an observation Joe Bob made while introducing the film.

"I know people called the Ramones punks, but their music always sounded... wholesome to me."

Yep. That's it exactly! I came into punk by way of Black Flag and the Misfits, so Ramones' music always felt less than dangerous comparatively. Now I see the error of my thinking - the Ramones are basically the Beach Boys with leather jackets and electric guitars. Locking that context into place, suddenly I've had them playing around the clock since.

The third film - first of the day - was Padraic McKinley's feature film debut The Weight. I knew nothing about this one going in. I had not even seen a trailer. From the blurb on The Belcourt's website: "A more-than-worthy addition to the WAGES OF FEAR / SORCERER canon of precious cargo and precarious conditions..."


That blurb says it all. Not quite the staggering account of persistence and madness that Sorcerer is, The Weight definitely carries some of Friedkin's masterpiece's DNA, while 100% being its own film. The mechanics of the plot - how the characters arrive in the situation of the film - is a touch undercooked, but it didn't matter. Fantastic performances throughout, and beautiful cinematography by Matteo Cocco propel this film forward with little hesitation.  




Playlist:

The Devil's Blood - III: Tabula Rasa or Death and the Seven Pillars
Goatsnake - Black Age Blues
Holy Fawn - Dimensional Bleed
Ramones - Rocket to Russia
Ramones - Road to Ruin
Ramones - End of the Century
Marilyn Manson - One Assassination Under God Chapter 2
Genital Shame - Wellness Plan (pre-release singles)
Blut Aus Nord - Ethereal Horizons
Dean Hurley - Anthology Resource Vol. 1: 𝝙𝝙
Blood Mother - The Night Fires (single)




Card:

From Jonathan Grimm's Hand of Doom Tarot, which you can buy HERE.


• Nine of Wands
• V: The Hierophant
• VIII: The Strength

It takes a lot of strength to realize you are the cause of your own disaster - Wow! I like that I am once again getting readings that actually reflect on the predicaments for my characters in Shadow Play 2, but is it Richard or Arthur who are causing their own issues?

Monday, October 20, 2025

New Music From Odonis Odonis!!!


From the upcoming self-titled album, due out November 14th on Royal Mountain Records. Pre-order HERE.

Honestly, a lot of what these guys have done since 2016's Post Plague hasn't really stood the test of time with me. Post Plague is just so good that it generated some serious fan inertia. This, however. Wow. I love both tracks the band has released from this forthcoming album, and can't wait to hear the entire thing.



31 Days of Halloween:

 

I received my copy of Joe Bob Briggs' The Last Drive-In Blu-ray this weekend, and quickly set about watching the first of the two features included. I'd seen Joe Lynch's Mayhem once before - when Joe Bob did it during season one of the show - and rewatching it, I loved it even more. I need to procure a copy of the Steve Moore score, too. 

.....

1) Incident On and Off a Mountain Road///The Funhouse (theatrical viewing)
2) Tales From the Crypt Ssn 1 Ep 4, "Dig That Cat... He's Real Gone"///Cabin in the Woods
3) Satanic Hispanics
4) Creature From the Black Lagoon 3D///Lucky McKee's May
5) The Strangers
6) [REC]
7) The Autopsy - GDT Cabinet of Curiosities///[REC]2
8) Where the Devil Roams
9) The Roost
10) Good Boy///The Viewing - GDT Cabinet of Curiosities
11) Blood Moon (aka Wolf Girl)///All Hallows' Eve (The Last Drive-In Helloween)
12) The Shining///The Simpsons Ssn 6 Treehouse of Horror V
13) Stream (2024)
14) Creepshow (1982; theatrical viewing)
15) They Live in the Grey///John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness (theatrical viewing)
16) The Black Phone 2
17) Scream 2///Mayhem (The Last Drive-In Blu-ray
18) The Exorcist
19) The Wolf of Snow Hollow/// The Taking of Deborah Logan




Read:

Inspired by the seasonal shift in the weather and my corresponding temperament, last Wednesday night I fired up Type O Negative's October Rust and dug Joseph Michael Linsner's Dawn: Lucifer's Halo from my short boxes. 


Originally published in 1997 as a six-issue monthly mini-series through Sirius, at first glance at this book on the shelves, I wrongly assumed this was another in the late 90s spate of T&A books that flooded the shelves of comic book shops. Then, a few months into the run, while hanging out at a friend's house, I saw the series sitting on his coffee table and picked up one of the issues and began to flip through the pages. 

I was floored. 

I sat there and read the first two issues, then drove to the comic shop later that week and grabbed what they had on the shelf. To this day I'm still missing issue #1, but I bought everything Linsner did under the Dawn character after that: Three Tiers, the NY book in '01, Return of the Goddess, etc.  


Dawn is a singular concept. Utilizing religious themes, flourishes of High Fantasy, Horror, and eroticism, this book is visually stunning and intellectually fascinating. There's a tenderness to the romantic elements of the story that really makes me feel for the characters, particularly Darrian Ashoka, who is hopelessly in love with a Goddess and awash in a reality that suddenly includes Angels and Demons of a most violent sort. There's brutality to the violence, and a grandeur to the philosophical elements that really posit Linsner's writing as the product of deep thought and intense introspection, not just directed inward, but outward toward the goal of understanding our rich and tempestuous existence.


And then there's the Art. Nothing I could post here does it justice. Yes, a large part of the art is Dawn herself, but beyond that, JML really breathes life into the Metaphysical realms with a unique and lavish style unlike anything else out there. 

Time to track down that first issue on eBay. 



Playlist:

Type O Negative - Bloody Kisses (Suspended in Dusk version)
Miranda Sex Garden - Fairytales of Slavery
My Live with the Thrill Kill Kult - Confessions of a Knife
Joy Division - Unknown Pleasures
Telefon Tel Aviv - Immolate Yourself
Carpenter Brut - Leather Teeth
Miranda Sex Garden - Suspiria
Netherlands - Vapors
Asaf Avidan - Live at the Acropolis
Noga Erez - RADAR Reworked 
Slayer - Live Undead/Haunting the Chapel
John Brennan and the Bigfeet - The Last Drive-In w/ Joe Bob Briggs OST Vol. 1
Various - Return of the Living Dead OST
The Damned - Night of 1000 Vampires
Goblin - Suspiria OST




Card:

From Jonathan Grimm's Hand of Doom Tarot, which you can buy HERE.

And Grimm's Kickstarter for The Eldritch Lace Tarot deck is now live! You can go check it out and support it HERE.


• Page of Cups
• X: Wheel of Fortune
• XXI: The World

Intuit change and stay ahead of it. That's the only way to survive the world as we know it today.

Again, I know that's pretty generic, but I'm running on fumes at the moment, so I'll be leaving the cards out on my desk to ponder in the morning.

Wednesday, May 28, 2025

All Waves Lead to NCBD

 
From Greg Puciato's 2022 solo album Mirrorcell, which I've been revisiting of late. I'm not sure this final track on the album made as big an impression on me with previous listens, but yesterday it really hit. I love a good outro track, and this one is fantastic; it builds and then explodes and ebbs out. 




NCBD:

A considerably more robust week than last, here's what I'm bringing home for NCBD:


I can't say enough good things about Tyler Boss and Adriano Turtulici's Giallo-flavored You'll Do Bad Things. Issue three puts us at the halfway mark, and things are bound to get even more f*ked up as the story progresses. 


I never realized how much Skuxxoid kind of looks like Star Wars bounty hunter Bossk, but the resemblance is definitely there in close-up. I thought this guy died an issue or two back, but he's apparently the featured character this issue, so we'll see if that means ol' Skuxx is actually harder to kill than we thought, or if we're going back in time for context on something in the currently storyline. Either way, count me in. Oh! Also, spoiler, but the solicitation for this one mentions the introduction of some other characters I can't wait to see the Energon Universe's take on:

 


I'm excited for this one, as the book is breaking up the story from the last few issues with something new, and the introduction of one of my favorite Joes (Beachhead) has me rife with anticipation as well.


Jeff Lemire's Minor Arcana has me pretty jazzed right now as well. This man is such an incredible Writer/Artist, and this book has his trademark brand of mystery just dripping from nearly every page.


I originally saw solicitations for the finale of the McKendrys' Dark Horse series Barstow last month, so I'm not sure if I was off or the distributor was. Either way, I can't wait to sit down and read this entire series start to finish. Such an odd and horrifying story.




Watch:

I mentioned a few weeks ago that I was due, and I finally got around to a re-watch of John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China this past Monday night. 


The only thing, this time, I watched it on Joe Bob Briggs' The Lost Drive-In Patreon, an old episode of TNT's Monstervision with an original air date of 10/19/97. The picture was pretty much atrocious, however, this version had extra scenes I did not recognize from the movie! Of course, there's another Carpenter film with extra footage that was added for television - Halloween - so this isn't that big of a surprise. Caught me a bit off guard, though, and helped make the experience better. 




Playlist:

Jóhann Jóhannsson - Mandy OST
Greg Puciato - Mirrorcell
Year of No Light - Les Maîtres Fous E.P.
Greg Puciato - Fc5n E.P.
Airiel - Winks & Kisses: Melted E.P.
Sorry... - Your Smile Is Killing Me (Alt. Version single)*
Sorry... - Drowned in Misery*
Genghis Tron - Board Up the House
John Carpenter w/ Alan Howarth - Big Trouble in Little China OST
Rick Derringer - All American Boy
Godflesh - Post Self
Lard - Pure Chewing Satisfaction


* Thanks, Tommy!



Card:

From Jonathan Grimm's Hand of Doom Tarot, which you can buy HERE.


• Queen of Cups
• Three of Pentacles
• V: The Hierophant

Emotions run high with the formation of an Earthly routine. 

Monday, February 10, 2025

Cherubini - Requiem in C Minor

 

One beautiful piece of music I've often taken for granted.


Watch:

Friday night, I watched Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me on Joe Bob Brigg's The Last Drive-In Patreon. I'd seen this posted on the Patreon a while ago and had been saving it. Couldn't think of a better time; I'm two-thirds through my rewatch of Twin Peaks The Return and wanted to slow the roll on that. It's definitely gained momentum fast while watching, and I backed off to kind of savor it. 


The original air date of this one was March 6, 1999, on Joe Bob's Last Call. One of the cool things about the Patreon is even though Joe Bob's old shows were basic cable and, therefore edited, the films they put up are the whole enchilada.

I can't say I agreed with most of JB's commentary on the film. However, it was '99, and Twin Peaks was a distant memory to pop culture at large (not to me and my friends; Brown, myself and two other friends would make our first sojourn to the Twin Peaks Fest (RIP) in Washington state a year later in 2000), so without a fresh rewatch of the series - which would have been somewhat hard to do unless you had the Worldvision VHS box set I'd had since it was released in 1993 for $99.95 (had to look the release date on that one up), you probably hadn't seen the series since it originally aired in 90/91 or perhaps when the Bravo network reaired it in 1993. So FWWM would make even less sense.




Read:

Speaking of surrealist Horrro, I finally got around to starting Sopia Ajram's Coup de Grâce.


Here's the description lifted directly from Goodreads:

A mindbending and visceral experimental horror about a young man trapped in an infinite Montreal subway station, perfect for readers of Mark Z. Danielewski and Susanna Clarke.

Don't remember where I first heard of this one, but I'm enjoying it so far, even though I'm still having a lot of trouble concentrating on prose at the moment. 




Playlist:

Frank Black - Teenager of the Year
The Jesus Lizard - Down
Mr. Bungle - Disco Volante
Japandroids - Celebration Rock
Deth Crux - Mutant Flesh
Loathe - I Let It In and It Took Everything
Flogging Molly - Float
Riccardo Muti - Verdi: Requiem & Cherubini: Requiem in C Minor
Wolves in the Throne Room - Crypt of Ancestral Knowledge EP
Wolves in the Throne Room - Diadem of 12 Stars
Blut Aus Nord - Hallucinogen
Blut Aus Nord - The Mystical Beast of Rebellion
Boston Baroque, Conductor: Martin Pearlman - Chrubini: Requiem in C Minor




Card:

From Jonathan Grimm's Hand of Doom Tarot, which you can buy HERE.


• Two of Pentacles
• Two of Wands
• Four of Wands

Stability ahead.

Monday, September 23, 2024

Body Count - Comfortably Numb

 Wait... what?

I don't love this, but it's definitely worth posting. "Comfortably Numb" was probably my favorite song when I was a stoned teenager in high school. My friend Anthony and I were obsessed with Pink Floyd, and this song... just moved the world for me. I still love it, but it's not all that often I go back and revisit Floyd in the religious manner I used to. Still, seeing this as a cover by Ice-T's thrash metal band Body Count floored me, and it's definitely worth a listen, as they do some interesting things with the song, which is an advance single from the upcoming album Meerciless, out November 22 on Century Media. Pre-order HERE.




Watch:

Last night, K and I watched Tobe Hooper's Poltergeist on Joe Bob Brigg's The Last Drive-In Patreon. The original air date of the episode was 4/3/99 - why does the late '90s look so old to me now? - on a TNT series called Joe Bob's Last Call. 

As a huge fan who only ever heard of Joe Bob in 2018 when he hit Shudder with that Marathon (I never had cable growing up), I've obviously become aware of Monstervision and Up All Night, but Last Call was new to me. I'll have to look to see where that slots in between the others. Anyway, Poltergeist is something of an annual or bi-annual Autumn watch for me, and it was especially wonderful watching it with Joe Bob.


This is a perfect film, in my opinion. I never bothered with the 2015 remake, even out of curiosity, and I likely never will. The world on display in Poltergeist is the world I grew up in - early 1980s suburban America - and that's part of what makes it so effective both as a Horror film and a nostalgia piece. Also, I find it super interesting that the first few times I saw this film I was very young and Jobeth Williams was a "Mom" to me, but over the years as I've aged and the version of her in the film hasn't, she's become one of the hottest Horror movie women I've ever seen. 




Playlist:

The Damned - AD 2022 Live in Manchester
Human Impact - Gone Dark (pre-release singles)
Human Impact - EP01
Mogwai - God Gets You Back (single)
Dale Crover - Glossolalia
The Mysterines - Afraid of Tomorrows
Bauhaus - Go Away White
Aerosmith - Pump
Deafheaven - New Bermuda
Zeal & Ardor - GREIF
Body Count - Comfortably Numb (single)
Body Count - Eponymous
Soul Coughing - Ruby Vroom
Jane's Addiction - Nothing Shocking
Amy Winehouse - Back to Black




Card:

Today's card is the Ace of Disks:


Financial Breakthrough. Successful implementation of new ideas/rules/parameters in matters of Earthly providence. Growth and prosperity.


Friday, September 6, 2024

Bauhaus - Adrenaline


From their 2008 album Go Away White, which caught a fair amount of slack when it came out, but honestly, always sounded pretty fucking great to me.
 


Watch:

Writing this Friday night with a pretty good head of steam. Since I pretty much passed out after the second movie of Joe Bob's Nightmareathon last week, I'm picking up the slack this week. I started with Fade to Black, a flick I've started watching several times before and never finished (not the movie's fault), and I found it to be just okay until the third act, which I actually thought was pretty fantastic.

   

The Nightmareathon segued into Children of the Corn after Fade to Black, and I wasn't in the mood for that, so I decided to re-watch Joe Bob host Spookies from The Last Drive-In Season three. Talk about a damn good time:


Some of the sound design really blew me away, and overall, you really have to admire anyone who makes such an absolutely batshit crazy flick. 




Playlist:

The Cure - The Top
Miranda Sex Garden - Fairytales of Slavery
Bauhaus - Gotham
Blut Aus Nord - 777: Cosmosophy
Bauhaus - Go Away White
Joy Division - Still
Blackbraid - Warriors (single)
Ghost Bath - Moonlover
The Body - I Have Fought Against It, But I Can't Any Longer.

I guess it's Fall, eh?




Card:

Today's card for study is II: The Priestess:

Alchemical marriage of elements to conceive a new thing (idea, being). This is the cosmic womb that takes I: The Magus's seed and gestates it into a new form. 

Raw Creation, and thus, Will. Tapping into a power greater than your own.

Friday, June 7, 2024

Thou - Umbilical

 

If you need a reason to love Thou beyond the music, this is it. Order the new album Umbilical HERE. I think Byran Funck's vocals are the closest I've ever heard to recreating that infamous "Stroke Me" effect Mike Patton used in old-school Mr. Bungle. And regardless of how much sludge this band piles on, I still hear the Staley-era Alice in Chains. Fucking love it.




Watch:

Joe Bob and Darcy did my favorite movie of all time last night. Here are those Drive-in totals:


Loved this episode. 




Playlist:

Blut Aus Nord - Memoria Vetusta III: Saturnian Poetry
Dean Hurley - Tales From the Library of the Occult: Flower
Faith No More - Angel Dust
Warning - Why Can Bodies Fly (single)
Calderum - Mystical Fortress of Iberian Lands
INXS - Kick
Thou - Umbilical




Card:

One card from Missi's Raven Deck to send me on my way to Chicago to see The Ravenonettes on Monday:


Always a comforting sight.

Tuesday, March 12, 2024

Mannequin Pussy - I Got Heaven


The title track from Mannequin Pussy's new album, I Got Heaven, which you can order HERE. This came out two weeks ago, the same day as the new Ministry, which is kind of hogging all my attention, hence why I haven't thought to post something here yet. This is probably my favorite track on the record, which is saying something because the entire thing is fantastic and a safe bet to end up in my best of 2024 list.
 


NCBD:

Man, some weeks NCBD can't come fast enough. This was one of those weeks! 


The cover says it all: Let's SNIKT us some Dr. Stasis! While Rise of the Powers of X has been pretty much a major slog so far, its sister book Fall of the House of X has been pretty great. Hoping that continues. 


Jeff Lemire's Fish Flies comes to an end! I won't be able to read this one until early April, as I'll most likely have to have my Drinking with Comics cohost Mike Shin throw it in my box up in Chicago, but that's okay. Looking forward to rereading this entire weird little series. 


Hot off the heels of The Six Fingers, we pivot back to the detective's perspective with The One Hand issue #2. These two series really have me excited. 


One issue left after this, then the TMNT gets turned on its ear - luckily without restarting the continuity! It's anybody's guess where this is heading, but I'm psyched for the finale.


Has it already been a month since Daniel Warren Johnson's Transformers #5? Man! I love this cover, and can't wait to see Devastator in action. This series is really packing a punch.




Watch:

Fuck yeah - Joe Bob and Darcy are BACK this Friday!


So happy to have The Last Drive-In back for another year! Granted, this year, Shudder is making it one movie instead of two and every other week, but that's because they're really trying to keep the subscribers who click on for JBB and then leave after as long as possible. That's fine - I'd advise anyone reading this who subs in and out simply for Joe Bob and Darcy to rethink their approach. There's tons of great stuff on Shudder and they're always adding more, a lot of which is exclusive content they help produce. In order to help folks navigate the best of the best on Shudder, my podcast, The Horror Vision, recently started an off-shoot called The Horror Vision Presents: ON SHUDDER. Kind of a streaming kind, the first episode went up this past Monday and highlights Josh Forbes' Destroy All Neighbors.


We're recording a new episode soon, as this may end up being a weekly addition to our regular episodes. There's just so much great stuff on Shudder.




Playlist:

Forhist - Eponymous
Nobuhiko Morino - Versus OST
Sleep - Dopesmoker
Ministry - Hopiumforthemasses
Ministry - The Last Sucker
Mudvayne - Lost and Found
Steve Moore - Bliss OST
Jim Williams - Possessor OST
Deafheaven - Ordinary Corrupt Human Love
Windhand - Grief's Infernal Flower
John Carpenter - Lost Themes
Allegaeon - Apoptosis
Perturbator - Nocturne City EP
Perturbator - Lustful Sacraments




Card:

From Jonathan Grimm's Hand of Doom Tarot, which you can buy HERE.


• Ten of Pentacles 
• Ace of Cups
• King of Cups

Culmination of hard work pays off with an emotional breakthrough that lends insight into 

Sunday, April 30, 2023

Joy Orbison - Hyph Mngo


I'm not entirely certain how Joy Orbison came to mind this past Saturday morning as I sat in bed working on another new short story, but once I hit play on this track, I was immediately transported back to the dim evening light of 2009, when I spent a lot of time bumping the single that had "Hyph Mngo" on one side and "Wet Look" on the other*. I don't know exactly how long it's been since I listened to Joy Orbinson's music, let alone thought of it, but I'd wager a decade isn't too far off. A quick search of Apple Music revealed Joy's been consistently busy over the last thirteen years, and I had a wonderful morning tapping the keys and listening to everything I've missed. 

* That's a misnomer - I didn't actually have the physical single, but the digital tracks.



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I watched quite a few flicks this weekend. Here's a rundown: 

Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mailgirl brought in another stellar episode of The Last Drive-In this past Friday, which helped assuage my blues that Yellowjackets took the week off. First, a flick I'd never really cared for previously, Kevin Tenney's Witch Board:

 

I remember seeing the tv spots for this one during its original theatrical release in 1986. As a ten-year-old, those spots freaked me right the hell out, but the movie never made it onto my screen until 2011 when I bought a used copy at Amoeba Music. Needless to say, Witch Board fell extremely short of my heightened expectations, and I immediately gave that copy to a friend at work. I didn't think anything could make me enjoy this one after that, but I have to say, it's just a totally different experience watching a flick like this with the Drive-In crew. I still wouldn't profess to be a Witch Board fan, but I had a damn good time with it Friday.

The Last Drive-In's second flick was 1975's The Devil's Rain, which features Ernest Borgnine as a red-cowl-wearing Satanist. I love this flick, and it'd been a while, so even though I ended up falling asleep during it on Friday, I restarted and finished it yesterday. That ending!


Predating the Satanic Panic by just a couple years, this is the post-Hippie fallout in America in the 70s: It makes me laugh that so many people entertained the idea of large, active "Satanic Cults" operating all over the U S of A in the dark, psychic corridor following Peace, Love and Understanding. I feel like this movie spins directly out of that idea. 


Saturday I received a call from my Cousin Charles, who had just watched John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness for the first time. This made me realize I hadn't sat down with some Carpenter in a while, so I planned a double feature and kicked it off with Big Trouble in Little China:

 
I'm not sure there's a movie I know of that is more quintessentially 'Me.' I first saw Big Trouble in 86 or 87 -whenever it first hit VHS - and that put me at 10 or 11 years old and 100% in Double Dragon, Snakes Eyes and Storm Shadow, and any stories that included underground caverns and realms. BTiLC has ALL of that, and it shaped me in a way I'm still trying to tap into in my writing. 

I followed one Carpenter favorite with another, 1987's Prince of Darkness: In terms of John Carpenter's films, I always say Prince of the Darkness is my favorite, but the caveat I add is you have to just take Big Trouble out of the ranking - it's always going to win. The Thing and Halloween are both up near the top as well, but the mechanics of the story in Prince of Darkness always blow me away, as well as how effective the film is with such an obviously diminished budget from JC's better-known films.


Finally, Sunday afternoon I finally dug out my old DVD copy of Doug Limon's Go and showed it to K. Here's the trailer:


Maybe it was because I caught the tail end of K watching the Train Wreck: Woodstock 99 doc on Netflix Saturday afternoon, but I had the late 90s on the brain, as awful as they were. Anyway, this flick was introduced to me by friends after we got into a fight with a bunch of gangbangers at, where else, the Crazy Horse II in Vegas. I'm not a strip club kinda guy, but I've been to a few in my early 20s. This was by far the highlight, and not because it was a strip club, but because we literally had to run out of the club, jump a taxi line and steal someone's cab to get away in one piece. After all that, one of the friends with me remarked how much like a sequence in Go the whole thing was, and when I professed to not having seen the film, he showed me.
 



Playlist:

Forhist - Eponymous
Joy Orbison - Apple Essentials
Spotlights - Seance EP
Spotlights - Alchemy for the Dead
Goatsnake - Black Age Blues
Windhand - Eponymous
Blut Aus Nord - Hallucinogen
Blut Aus Nord - 777 Cosmosophy
Dorthia Cottrell - Death Folk Country
Body Maintenance - Beside You
Intronaut - Habitual Levitations



Tuesday, June 21, 2022

Deftones - Simple Man


I'm traveling, so any posts here will probably be abbreviated and sporadic. I'm not really a Skynard fan, however, after hearing the Deftones cover this one on their B-Sides collection that came out a few years ago, I realized I very much dig this song.




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I don't know anything about Luke Boyce's upcoming flick Revealer, which debuts on Shudder this coming Friday, however, here's the trailer:


Being that I'm traveling and have had a lot of my time spoken for over the last week, I missed last Friday's penultimate episode of Joe Bob Briggs' The Last Drive-In, where the trailer for Revealer played between movies. The following day, however, I saw this tweet and subsequently looked into the film:




This entire thing just makes me so happy, for Luke Boyce, for the movie, and for us, because this flick looks awesome! 80s Chicago? Mandy color-palette? I'm in.




Read:


I finally began reading The Song of Salome by Tom Johnstone, published by the always wonderful Omnium Gatherum. 




Playlist:

Black Sabbath - Eponymous pretty much on repeat, all day, every day. When I have a chance to listen to music, that is.




Card:


Bridging emotion (Cups) and reason (Air, Princes).

I feel like there's a lot of that right now, as we set up shop in Tennessee looking for houses, my parents in tow. I love my parents but haven't lived with them in over twenty years, or near them, aside from when I come home to visit every year, and I'm finding they are... a little bit of a challenge. Prince of Cups is one of the cards that represents me pretty well, as I'm pretty good at mitigating emotion with reason. Let's hope I can 

Monday, June 6, 2022

H6LLB6ND6R - Armageddon

 

This past Friday on The Last Drive-In, Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mailgirl hosted Hellbender, the sixth movie by the prolific and endlessly fascinating indie filmmaking Adams/Poser family. 

During the interview segments of the broadcast, the family revealed that not only is H6llb6nd6r an actual band they play in, but Ship to Shore media are releasing their debut record on vinyl. I immediately pre-ordered the vinyl, despite an estimated ship date of Q4 2022 and the fact that, hopefully, by that time I will no longer live at my current address or even in California. Because of this, I used my parents' address in Illinois. However, there is the very real possibility they may also end up near us in Tennessee, so I'm hoping that, when all this finally happens, I will have enough time to go into the order and change the shipping address. 

 You can pre-order H6llb6nd6r's Side A from Ship to Shore Media HERE. The entire record is currently streaming on all platforms, and it's fantastic.




Cast:

A new episode of Southside 90s dropped concurrently with the newest installment of my Newsletter, which appropriately enough features a "Giant-sized" 90s playlist that chronicles all of the bands and albums I associate with those long-ago days spent playing in bands and smoking pot, getting crazy and watching friends build flamethrowers out of fire extinguishers. Sound insane? Yeah, it kinda was. 


The stories are only going to get weirder from here out, so if you're listening, buckle up.




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My good friend and Horror Vision cohost Ray kicked off his summer outdoor movie series Cineray this past Saturday with one of the coolest double features I've seen in a while. First up, my first-ever viewing of Tango and Cash:

 

Next, and I had no idea this movie existed, was John Stamos and Vanity in an all-out 80s action movie called Never Too Young To Die. Feat your eyes on this glory:

 

Yeah, it's ridiculous, and maybe it was the tall cans of Stone's Hazy IPA I was sucking down, but it really hit the spot.
 


Playlist:

H6LLB6ND6R - Side A
Various - Lost Highway OST
David Bowie - A Reality Tour
Duende and David J - Oracle of the Horizontal
Deftones - Gore
Deftones - Diamond Eyes




Card:

I was SUPER excited to receive my copy of The Bound Tarot, which my friend and occasional co-conspirator Jonathan Grimm recently released. I'm extremely proud of Grimm - I watched him work on this deck over the last year and his skill never ceases to amaze me.



You can buy a set of these amazing cards on Grimm's site HERE. 

Page of Cups indicates a predilection for following your Creativity, which, as of yesterday, is where I'm at again after weeks of spinning my wheels.

Thursday, April 28, 2022

Rebel Rebel

 

I've been listening to the live double album David Bowie released from the Reality tour. Not only is Reality my favorite Bowie album, I think A Reality Tour is my favorite Bowie live album, as well. Such a great, career-spanning selection of songs, and some especially insightful new versions of old favorites and deep cuts, the best of which might just be this re-working of "Rebel Rebel", the studio version of which was included on a later edition of Reality as a bonus track.




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I can't wait for Friday. Seeing Joe Bob and Darcy kick off a new season will be like old friends having a party after time away, and my Last Drive-In text threads - Tommy, Ray and Missy - are always a welcome respite. 

 

My bet is we finally get Halloween III: Season of the Witch, which hit Shudder for the first time since I've been subscribed (2018) and leaves the service on the first of next month.
 


Playlist:

Calexico - El Mirador
Concrete Blonde - Bloodletting
Type O Negative - Bloody Kisses
David Lynch - The Big Dream
Emilie Levienaise-Farrouch - Censor OST
Testament - The New Order
Download - The Eyes of Stanley Pain
Puppy Gristle - Eponymous (Thanks, Klint!)




Card:


The mass of all my possessions occasionally weighs on me. Yesterday was one of those days.

Monday, April 19, 2021

New Zombi!!!


New Zombi! I'm still blasting last year's aptly titled 2020 and here there is, more on the way! Pre-order from Relapse Records HERE.




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Our entire household received our first doses of the Pfizer Vaccine on Thursday afternoon and it subsequently knocked me on my ass. I had flu-like body ache, fatigue and borderline nausea until yesterday. Which was fine, because I called out from work on Friday and other than having to work five hours on Saturday - which sucked - and interviewing comics artist and entrepreneur Jay Fotos for A Most Horrible Library afterward (episode out now), I basically watched a bunch of stuff, read a lot, and got some writing done. Oh yeah, and sleep. I slept A LOT.

Watch-wise, first up was Andrzej Zulawski's Possession, which I'd been wanting to see for a long time but is fairly hard to come by. Luckily, Anthony from The Horror Vision has several European Region copies and I now have a Region-Free player, so the stars aligned and my mind was literally blown. 

  

I'm seriously planning a second viewing of this one SOON, because I really need to unpack it. 

Friday night, Joe Bob Briggs returned with the first episode of The Last Drive-In. I'm a huge fan of JBB, however, after about thirty minutes of Lloyd Kaufman's Mother's Day, I jumped ship. I respect the hell out of the Kaufman's and Troma, but thus far, I've never had a single one of their movies work for me. This one was no different, so instead, K and I rented Travis Stevens' new film Jakob's Wife.


Starring Barbara Crampton and Larry Fessenden, there was pretty much no way this one would miss for me, and it didn't fail. Solid Five Stars on Lettrbxd.

I'm finally going back and re-watching all the Marvel MCU flicks that I missed due to total Superhero burn-out. If you're keeping track, I loved Ms. Marvel, and now loved Spider-Man: Homecoming! 

Wow. I knew these flicks would all be good, however, damn! This one was awesome. K and I both LOVED Homecoming and now can't wait to watch Far From Home.

Finally, Saturday night we watched Michael Kennedy and Christopher Landon's Freaky. Everyone told me this one was great, and they were all 100% correct. Loved it! 

   

As my good friend Missi said, "Vince Vaughn was born to play a seventeen-year-old girl!" Amen!
 


Playlist:

Steve Moore - VFW OST
Small Black - Cheap Dreams
Zombi - 2020
Tomahawk - Tonic Immobility
K's 70s Playlist
Kensonlovers - Keep Rolling
Kate Bush - The Dreaming
Lustmord - The Dark Places of the Earth
Selim Lemouchi and His Enemies - Earth Air Spirit Water Fire
Anthrax - Persistence of Time
Christopher Young and Lustmord - The Empty Man OST
Soul Coughing - Irresistible Bliss
Pilotpriest - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
John Carpenter - Lost Themes III
Judas Priest - Hell Bent for Leather
Mrs. Piss - Self Surgery
CCR - Bayou Country
Greg Puciato - Child Soldier
Numenorean - Adore
Alice in Chains - Facelift
Judas Priest - Painkiller
Allegaeon - Apoptosis
Revocation - Teratogenesis
Guns N' Roses - Appetite for Destruction
Zombi - Shape Shift
Zombi - Escape Velocity
Voyag3r - Doom Fortress
Voyag3r - War Mask
Various - Valerie and Friends
 



Card:


 Definitely feels like a Victory that A) I received that first dose of the vax, and B) I'm back into a pretty great vibe with Shadow Play Book Two!!!